Ali G

"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."

"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"

"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."

"Safe, blud. Safe."

"You know what I'm saying?"

"Wagwan, my friend? All good?"

"That's deep, innit. Very deep."

"Allow it, man. Just allow it."

"Kiss my ring if you want to, blud."

"Me and my crew are tight, you get me?"

"Education is important, but it's not everything, blud."

"Success is when you got jokes and money, innit."

"The future's bright when you got swagger."

"Respect your elders, that's what I learned."

"Love is when you can't stop thinking about someone, blood."

"Family comes first, always. That's the code."

"Hard work and jokes, that's the combo."

"Money don't buy happiness, but it helps, innit."

"Stay true to yourself, blud. Don't fake it."

"Fear is just weakness leaving your body, boss."

"Change is good when it's for the better, you know?"

"Knowledge is power, that's facts."

"Time waits for no man, so enjoy it."

"Peace starts with you, innit."

"Freedom means doing what you want, but right."

"Nature is sick, blud. Dead sick."

"Music is the soul of the streets."

"Art is when you express yourself, no cap."

"Science is cool, but jokes are cooler."

"Faith in yourself is the best investment."