Fez

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"This IS a tasty burger!"

"Say what again. Say what again, I dare you"

"I'm tired of all this back-slappin' and loose-cannon stuff. It's not a good time for the users"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men"

"Ezekiel 25:17"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"You ever read the Bible, Jules?"

"The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself"

"Royale with Cheese"

"I'm the shepherd of my own destiny"

"Life's a journey, not a destination"

"You gotta have faith, man"

"Love is like a flower; you gotta nurture it"

"Man, that's beautiful"

"I'm gonna be somebody, baby"

"Keep on keepin' on"

"That's groovy"

"Far out, man"

"You dig?"

"I'm feelin' it"

"That's heavy"

"In this life, you gotta stick together"

"Family is everything, man"

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"

"Take it easy, baby"

"Living the dream"