"I've no idea what that question means."
Humor
"You can't joke about anything these days, apparently."
Humor
"Life is just a series of disappointments with occasional intervals of hope."
Life
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"I think my life would make a brilliant film, if only someone else had lived it."
Life
"Religion is the crack cocaine of the masses."
Faith
"I don't believe in God, but I hate him."
Faith
"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to trick us into reproducing."
Love
"Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."
Success
"The only way to deal with fear is to face it head-on."
Fear
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."
Money
"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it."
Education
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."
Truth
"Time is the only currency that matters."
Time
"Death is just nature's way of saying hello."
Death
"Art is what makes life worth living."
Art
"Music is the universal language of humanity."
Music
"Change is the only constant in life."
Change
"Wisdom comes from experience, and experience comes from mistakes."
Wisdom
"Happiness is a choice, not a destination."
Happiness
"Friendship is the greatest gift life can offer."
Friendship
"Family is both a blessing and a curse."
Family
"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul."
Hope
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action in spite of it."
Courage
"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing how to use it."
Knowledge
"Freedom is a privilege, not a right."
Freedom
"Peace begins within yourself."
Peace
"Nature is the greatest teacher if we pay attention."
Nature
"Science is the pursuit of truth through evidence."
Science
"Technology is a tool, not a master."
Technology