Fry

"I'm going to go back in time and punch you in the stomach."

"When I die, I want to be frozen and thawed out when there's a cure for death."

"Wha-- I'm gonna go cry now."

"Oh, I see what's happening here. You're all in love with me."

"Shut up and take my money!"

"Why am I covered in cinnamon?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know how to say goodbye. It's not like me."

"I'll stick with you, baby. I always do."

"I'm not a robot. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm a robot."

"That's why I love you, baby!"

"You know what the problem is? I'm in love with you."

"Good news, everyone!"

"I did do the nasty in the pasty."

"I'm going to go get some sleep."

"Oh sure, I could do that, but I can't."

"Tell them I died doing what I love... watching TV and eating skittles."

"Maybe I can go live with the Borax Kid."

"Is she made of bronze?"

"I've made some poor life choices."

"Why not, Zoidberg?"

"I'm gonna live forever or die trying!"

"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

"I can't think with all these sexy ladies around!"

"Man, I wish I could go back to that time."

"You know, I've been through a lot, but I've never given up."

"I love you so much I could hug you to death."

"What if I'm not the last human? What if there are others?"

"I never thought I'd see the day I'd have to fight a robot."

"My stomach is making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy."

"I'm gonna punch you so hard in your dreams."