George Michael Bluth

387 quotes

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."
Humor
"As a therapist, I realize that most of my patients are just looking for someone to listen."
Relationships
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."
Truth
"I've made a huge mistake."
Wisdom
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case."
Strength
"There's always money in the banana stand."
Money
"I should be working on my future, not worrying about their past mistakes."
Success
"A trick is something a whore does for money."
Wisdom
"I need a scotch and soda."
Peace
"Maybe we can find common ground in our mutual distaste for each other."
Relationships
"I'm trying to build a life, not dodge debts."
Courage
"They don't allow you to have bees in here."
Humor
"I don't even know who I am anymore."
"Success is not about how much money you make, it's about the family you leave behind."
Family
"There's nothing wrong with being on your own."
Solitude
"I'm not attracted to you."
"One day, you'll understand why I did what I did."
Time
"I was just trying to protect everyone."
Kindness
"You always think things are worse than they are."
"I need to find something I'm actually good at."
Education
"Life is about making the best of a bad situation."
Life
"Maybe I should just accept who I am."
"I don't have the confidence for that."
Courage
"Everyone in this family is insane."
Family
"I'm not going to cry about this."
Strength
"Sometimes you have to let people make their own mistakes."
Wisdom
"I think you're mistaken about my intentions."
Truth
"That's not how this works."
"I've been trying to do the right thing all along."