Gob Bluth

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"Come on!"

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"A trick is something a whore does for money."

"Gob's not on board."

"I'm going to go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right, right?"

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Maybe we can talk about it over some units."

"I'm sorry, but I have to be honest with you. You're a very attractive woman."

"I think the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!"

"I don't want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything as a career."

"That's hot."

"It's called a trick, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."

"I'm going to go live off the fat of the land."

"I've been in the process of trying to get information."

"You're my boy, Michael."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only burning it because it's a sunk cost."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I can do anything."

"I want my son back."

"Maybe that's the trick - let them think you have a choice."

"I'm very happy to be here."

"You've always been the good son."

"I'm magic!"

"The way I always avoid... certain... situations."

"I've been known to wear a zebra suit and paint myself blue."

"That's a terrible story."

"I need to be alone right now."

"I can't handle the weather outside."