Hermes

"Sweet lion of Zion! That's a lot of work!"

"I'm the man in the suit now, mon!"

"Why you always gotta be bustin' my chops?"

"That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard, and I'm gonna cry now."

"You want to be like me, you gotta learn to delegate, mon."

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the people."

"I'm going to the back of my mind now."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"Don't you dare judge my life choices!"

"You're killing me, mon. You're killing me!"

"I've always wanted to make love to a big green woman."

"That's it! I'm gonna go back to doing my real job!"

"It's nice to be liked, but I'd rather be feared."

"Good news, everyone! I have terrible news."

"Let's resolve this like civilized people."

"Nothing's more important than family, except money."

"I love you too, but you're gonna drive me crazy."

"This is the most beautiful moment of my life, and I'm gonna record it."

"We can make it work if we just believe in each other."

"That's the spirit, mon! Now let's get to work!"

"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep."

"You gotta have faith, mon. Faith in yourself."

"Time is money, and you're wasting both!"

"The only constant in life is change, so adapt or die."

"Knowledge is power, but power is also power."

"You gotta be brave enough to face your fears, mon."

"That's not how we do things around here!"

"I demand a raise! No, I demand respect first, then a raise."

"Love makes you do crazy things, but that's what makes it beautiful."

"Success ain't about how much money you got, it's about how you carry yourself."