"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
Wisdom
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Life
"Why is the rum always gone?"
Humor
"Savvy?"
Knowledge
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"
Leadership
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
Adventure
"Mate, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."
Truth
"The real problem is that you're thinking about it."
Philosophy
"I once sailed this ship right into a maelstrom and came out the other side."
Courage
"A man chooses his own way forward, doesn't he?"
Freedom
"You can mistrust me, but you really shouldn't."
Relationships
"I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds suitably ominous."
Humor
"I've been marooned on a deserted island, mate."
Perseverance
"My compass doesn't point north—it points to what I want most."
Dreams
"I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Motivation
"The problem is not that I'm old; it's that the world has gotten younger."
Time
"I tend to think of meself as a roguish type, perhaps not altogther honest."
Humor
"That would be the Kraken. Not a pleasant fellow."
Fear
"You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
Kindness
"I'm a bit surprised to find meself in this awkward position."
Adventure
"Things just seem to happen around me, mate."
Life
"I may not be a good man, but I'm a good pirate."
Leadership
"One day, lad, all this will be yours."
Hope
"There's a storm coming, and I mean to find it."
Adventure
"Davy Jones and I have an understanding."
Relationships
"I'm drunk enough to fight any man and sober enough to do it standing."
Courage
"The secret's not the secret. It's the treasure."
Wisdom
"We are cursed men, all of us."
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
Humor
"Every problem has a solution if you think about it long enough."
Education