"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
Humor
"That's what she said."
Humor
"You took me by the hand, made me a man."
Love
"I'm in love. I don't know how it happened, but I'm in love with Pam."
Love
"The best time to do something is now."
Time
"Pam is my soulmate. We're meant to be together."
Relationships
"You can't just give up on people. I won't do it."
Perseverance
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going."
Humor
"False. Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Humor
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."
Truth
"I'm going to be honest with you, I love you."
Love
"Life is short. You have to make bold choices."
Life
"I don't want to be the guy who tells you what to do, but if you're not going after her, you're crazy."
Courage
"We're all just trying to get through the day."
Wisdom
"You can't fake being happy. Eventually it shows."
Truth
"The best pranks are the ones where everyone laughs."
Friendship
"I want my wedding to be perfect, because she deserves perfect."
Love
"You have to fight for what you believe in."
Courage
"I've learned that you can't control everything."
Wisdom
"Friendship is not a one-way street."
Friendship
"Pam is the one. I've always known it."
Love
"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there for someone."
Kindness
"Success doesn't matter if you're not happy."
Happiness
"I believe in second chances."
Hope
"You have to take risks to get what you want."
Courage
"Being yourself is the best thing you can do."
"I love my life now. I really do."
Happiness
"She makes me want to be a better person."
Love
"Work shouldn't define who you are."
Work
"I'm grateful for everything I have."
Gratitude