John Oliver

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"It's a real shame when people don't understand what they're talking about."

"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation."

"You can't have a conversation about race in America without acknowledging the history."

"It's genuinely hard to care about your appearance when you're depressed."

"The problem is that Americans don't really care about other people."

"Cowardice is infectious."

"There's something wonderful about sitting in a room that's quiet."

"It is never a good idea to have your expectations low."

"You can't just decide the problem isn't real because you don't like the solution."

"The worst part about getting older is realizing nobody knows what they're doing."

"It's important to remember that voting is not a team sport."

"America loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser."

"The thing that makes people upset isn't always what you think it is."

"You have to acknowledge that sometimes the system is broken."

"It's hard to overstate how much of a disaster this is."

"The important thing to remember is that it's not over."

"You can't fix stupid, but you can educate it."

"There's a difference between being informed and being right."

"The one thing that's consistent is that things change."

"It's genuinely hard to be optimistic right now."

"You have to accept that you're going to be wrong sometimes."

"The problem with the internet is that it amplifies everything."

"Real change requires actual work and commitment."

"You can't argue with facts, but you can ignore them."

"The worst part is when people know better but don't care."

"It's important to laugh at yourself before someone else does."