Lindsay Bluth

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case of poor judgment."

"As a woman, I have a responsibility to be beautiful."

"Daddy's not coming back, honey. He's gone to a better place."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

"I've always been more of a macro kind of girl."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"The difference between you and me is that I'm willing to take risks."

"My life is basically a Bravo show at this point."

"I'm thinking like a businesswoman now."

"That's a lie. I'm the girl George Michael should be with."

"Fashion is my passion, success is my destination."

"I'm very busy. I have a lunch."

"You can't trust the guy. He's like... he's like a guy."

"I don't care what anyone thinks. Well, except you."

"The real world is so overrated."

"I need to make some changes in my life."

"You know what? I'm going to get a job."

"I've been told I'm very intuitive."

"Being blonde is definitely a responsibility."

"I'm going to start fresh. Again."

"Life is about perspective, and I have the best one."

"The key to happiness is knowing what you want."

"I'm not materialistic. I just love beautiful things."

"Everything would be better if I had a reality show."

"I should be a designer. I have the eye for it."

"Nobody understands me like you do."

"I'm very smart. I just play dumb sometimes."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"I'm thinking about going back to school. Maybe Yale."