Lucille Ball

"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."

"Love is knowing someone so well that when they tell you about their day and it had nothing to do with you, you understand anyway."

"The secret of staying young is to never have old thoughts."

"I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line."

"Thing's are funny when you're having fun."

"Do it big or stay home."

"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done."

"If you want something, work for it. Don't sit around and complain about it."

"The key question to keep asking is, Are you spending your time on the right things?"

"Once in his lifetime, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a beautiful woman."

"Life is a hard journey; you need a great laugh to keep you going."

"I cried over my broken dreams until I realized my broken dreams were someone else's wishes."

"Nothing is too good to be true."

"Be open to laughter and friendship."

"The biggest risk is not taking one."

"I believe that everyone else in the world is a different kind of you."

"You know what? I think we should laugh at ourselves."

"There's a ball. There's a very high hill. There's a magazine. There's the fault."

"Life is a dream."

"I made the right choice living with my mother."

"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."

"Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study the good things that other people do, and then try to be better than them at what they do."

"Ability is like a muscle. It needs to be exercised."

"The most important thing about having a family is to do right by them."

"Never tell a secret to someone in your life."

"Red hair is great. It's something different."

"I want to be remembered as a woman who did a great job with her family."

"You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it."

"One of the reasons I've been successful is that I've always been like a sponge."

"Sometimes it's hard to be a woman."