"I'm rich."
Money
"As if."
Humor
"Oh honey, that's what they all say."
Wisdom
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."
Power
"You're a handful."
Family
"I've made a huge mistake."
Truth
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Humor
"Buster, you come back and talk to me when you have a job."
Work
"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
Humor
"I'm afraid I have some bad news."
Truth
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
Courage
"I don't want your life."
Freedom
"Well, nobody's going to top that."
Humor
"Get me a vodka rocks."
Life
"Oh, you're a virgin who can't drive."
Humor
"I'm not familiar with the sound of a slamming door."
Strength
"You're a good son. Now get out of my sight."
Family
"George, you got us into this mess. Now get us out."
Leadership
"I have nothing left to give."
Perseverance
"That's what happens when you make assumptions."
Wisdom
"I'll have what she's having."
Humor
"One day you'll understand."
Knowledge
"Don't make me choose. You won't like the result."
Power
"I've been married to a man for forty years. I think I know when he's lying."
Relationships
"You're not a moron. You're only a case study."
Humor
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."
Life
"Get yourself a real job."
Work
"That's tacky, even for you."
Beauty
"I'm disappointed, but not surprised."
Truth
"You made your bed. Now lie in it."
Wisdom