"I'm a mother. I know how to handle things."Family
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."Wisdom
"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"Humor
"I don't want to talk about it."Solitude
"Shut up and take the job."Work
"You're not my real son anyway."Family
"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."Money
"I raised you better than that."Education
"What do you want, a medal?"Motivation
"That's what the money is for."Money
"You're being ridiculous."Truth
"I don't have time for your nonsense."Time
"Act like you've been there before."Courage
"This is why nobody likes you."Relationships
"Stop being such a baby about it."Strength
"I've seen worse in my day."Perseverance
"Just get it done."Success
"You're making me regret having you."Family
"Call me when you've actually accomplished something."Leadership
"I don't care what you think."Freedom
"That's not how you do things."Knowledge
"Grow up and face reality."Wisdom
"I'm too old for this."Time
"Money talks, nobody walks."Power
"You think you're clever, don't you?"Humor
"That's the problem with your generation."History
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."Knowledge
"Stop whining and get to work."Work
"This is exactly why we can't have nice things."
"I didn't raise you to be stupid."Family