M*A*S*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"The greatest thing you can do is be kind to people."

"Home is where they have to take you in."

"Life's a funny thing. Here one minute, gone the next."

"Laughter is the best medicine - well, almost the best."

"You survive by making friends with the people around you."

"The only way to deal with the insanity is to laugh at it."

"Peace is just another word for compromise."

"Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is admit you're scared."

"People are the same everywhere - they want to live, love, and be happy."

"Success isn't about winning the war, it's about saving lives."

"You can't change the world, but you can change your corner of it."

"Education is the only weapon against ignorance."

"Knowledge without compassion is just information."

"Truth is the first casualty of war."

"Freedom means nothing if you can't use it to help others."

"The beauty of life is in its unpredictability."

"Nature heals what medicine cannot."

"Art is how we make sense of the senseless."

"Music has the power to unite even enemies."

"Faith is what keeps us going when logic fails."

"A true leader serves those beneath him."

"Work without meaning is just slavery."

"Dreams are the only escape from this place."

"Humor is a cry for help dressed up as a joke."

"Death is certain; the timing is not."

"Perseverance is the ability to keep going when you want to stop."