Meatwad

"I'm Meatwad. I'm a meatwad."

"Shake, I can change into anything I want."

"That don't make no sense."

"I'm gonna go do some crazy stuff."

"You see, that's the thing about being Meatwad - I can be whatever I want."

"My daddy taught me everything I know."

"I love the show about the cops and the robbers."

"Sometimes I just sit and think about things."

"That's crazy, man. That's just crazy."

"Frylock, you know what would be cool? If we had a pool."

"I can turn into a hand. Or a hot dog. Or a hot dog with a hand."

"The important thing is to just keep on keepin' on."

"You gotta be true to yourself, you know?"

"I'm grateful for all my friends, even if they don't understand me."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the simple things."

"I believe in myself, even when nobody else does."

"Change is scary, but it's also beautiful."

"You can't just give up when things get hard."

"I dream about doing all sorts of things."

"Friendship means sticking together no matter what."

"I love my family, even when they're weird."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything's falling apart."

"The world is a beautiful place if you look at it right."

"Knowledge is power, but mostly it's just confusing."

"Time flies when you're having fun, I guess."

"I'm not the smartest meatwad, but I try my best."

"Music makes everything better, I think."

"Sometimes you just gotta have faith, man."

"Being a leader means helping your buddies out."

"Hard work is good, I guess. Even if I don't do much."