Michael Bluth

"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"As a matter of fact, we're on the same team."

"I'm going to go have a cigarette right now. I'm going to go sit on the curb and smoke a cigarette."

"You're a good guy, Gob."

"I don't want to overstate my suffering, but it's probably very close to what the Jews experienced."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?"

"Let me tell you something about Lucille. She's a selfish woman."

"The guy in the $7,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!"

"I need a father figure. Not a guy in a denim shorts."

"You can always tell by the way someone says your name if they love you or not."

"I think we should all act like we don't care."

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"

"I'm the only one who can take the fall."

"We're a family. We don't abandon each other."

"I'm going to start calling myself 'The Situation.'"

"Every time I try to build something, it's crumbles."

"You know what? I can't even. I'm out."

"This is how you start building a family fortune."

"I don't think I'm strong enough to do this alone."

"You're never going to believe the day I've had."

"I've been living in this nightmare for so long."

"Let's just say I'm not going to be winning any father of the year awards."

"I'm trying to hold this family together."

"Come on! I'm doing the best I can!"

"This is ridiculous. I'm leaving."

"I can't keep doing this."