Mock Turtle

"You may not have lived much under the sea, but perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"I'd give my right paw to be a clever writer."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"I dare say you haven't had much practice."

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"You may not have lived much under the sea, but that is no excuse for not knowing what a Lobster Quadrille is."

"How dreadfully I shall miss you when you are gone!"

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!"

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"Three farthings a day, and jam every other day."

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with."

"But they don't know what to do about it."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise."

"Soup of the evening, beautiful soup!"

"No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"Beautiful soup, so rich and green."

"The best way to explain it is to do it."

"It would be all the better."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"You may not have lived much under the sea."

"They gave it me as a birthday present."

"The lobsters and the whiting were all friends."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with."