"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned... okay, I'm fat."
Humor
"You know what? Screw this. I'm getting my own agency."
Courage
"I may not be the smartest person in the room, but I'm honest."
Truth
"Everybody needs a friend who'll help them move a dead body."
Friendship
"I've made some poor life choices, but at least I own them."
Wisdom
"Working here is like being in a constant state of chaos."
Work
"You gotta believe in yourself, even when nobody else does."
Motivation
"I'm tougher than I look, and I look pretty tough."
Strength
"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just keep moving forward."
Perseverance
"I may not have much, but I have my dignity... most days."
"Love is messy, but it's worth the effort."
Love
"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."
Change
"I've learned more from my mistakes than from anything else."
Education
"Being happy doesn't require much - just good people and decent liquor."
Happiness
"I'm not afraid of much, but I'm terrified of becoming irrelevant."
Fear
"Success isn't about being the best; it's about not giving up."
Success
"Family is complicated, but it's all we've really got."
Family
"Hope is dangerous, but so is giving up on it."
Hope
"I've paid my dues and then some."
Perseverance
"You can't control what happens, only how you respond."
Wisdom
"I deserve better than this, and I'm going to get it."
"Patience is a virtue I've never had much of."
Patience
"People underestimate me constantly, and it's usually their mistake."
Strength
"There's nothing wrong with being a little broken."
Kindness
"I work hard, play hard, and deal with the consequences."
Work
"Dreams are nice, but reality pays the bills."
Dreams
"I've got thick skin and a thicker sense of humor."
Humor
"Beauty fades, but personality... well, that sticks around."
Beauty
"I'm not asking for the world, just a little respect."
Justice
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."
Money