"I'm not a idiot. I went to Cornell. Well, I'm probably a idiot, but I went to Cornell."
Education
"That's what I love about this job - it keeps me young and confused."
Work
"You know what? I'm going to say something crazy - maybe we should just try to be decent people."
Kindness
"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."
Happiness
"I've made so many mistakes, but I'm still standing here."
Perseverance
"Sometimes you just have to trust your gut, even when your gut is full of questionable decisions."
Courage
"Life's too short to care what people think. Just kidding, I care enormously."
Life
"Success isn't about winning - it's about showing up."
Success
"I believe in the power of second chances."
Hope
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys a lot of other stuff."
Money
"The best relationships are built on honesty and low expectations."
Relationships
"You can't control everything, so stop trying."
Peace
"Friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."
Friendship
"Fear is just your brain telling you it cares about something."
Fear
"Change is the only constant - might as well embrace it."
Change
"Knowledge is power, but so is a good sense of humor."
Knowledge
"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so use it wisely."
Time
"The truth hurts, but lies hurt worse."
Truth
"Freedom isn't free - it requires responsibility."
Freedom
"Nature has a way of putting things in perspective."
Nature
"Art is the soul of civilization."
Art
"Science explains the world; imagination explains everything else."
Science
"Music is the universal language."
Music
"Faith is believing when evidence isn't enough."
Faith
"A good leader listens more than they talk."
Leadership
"Work hard, play harder, sleep occasionally."
Work
"Dreams keep us moving forward."
Dreams
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken spirit."
Humor
"Beauty isn't about appearance - it's about spirit."
Beauty
"Death reminds us to live fully."
Death