Phyllis Vance

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"As a receptionist, I am the face of this company. People judge Dunder Mifflin by me."

"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."

"I'm not one to gossip, but..."

"My husband is very successful. He owns his own business."

"I have always been a very good listener. People confide in me all the time."

"Life is about the simple pleasures. A good meal, a comfortable chair, Bob Vance."

"I don't need validation from my coworkers. I have a husband who adores me."

"Beauty is fleeting, but refrigeration is forever."

"I've always prided myself on being professional and put-together."

"The key to a successful marriage is respect and Bob Vance."

"I'm not being sarcastic. I genuinely don't understand what you mean."

"Maturity is something I've always had in abundance."

"I find fulfillment in being supportive of my husband's endeavors."

"Some people might say I'm bossy, but I prefer 'assertive.'"

"I have impeccable taste in everything from fashion to refrigeration."

"A woman of my caliber doesn't just work anywhere."

"I've never understood people who don't plan ahead."

"Bob Vance gets what Bob Vance wants, and what he wants is me."

"I'm the type of person who keeps a detailed calendar."

"Confidence is my greatest asset, after my appearance."

"I've always been the voice of reason in any situation."

"Success is about knowing what you want and taking it."

"I don't do things halfway. Phyllis Vance goes all in."

"Marriage is a partnership, mostly where Bob partners with me."

"I appreciate quality in all things, including coworkers."

"Sometimes I feel like people don't appreciate my contributions."

"I've always been the most fashionable person in this office."

"Life rewards those who are organized and punctual."

"I don't need friends when I have a husband like Bob Vance."