Plankton

"I'm ready to take over the world!"

"The secret formula is mine!"

"I'm going to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and become rich!"

"SpongeBob, you're no match for my genius!"

"My computer, Karen, is the smartest thing in the ocean."

"I may be small, but my brain is mighty!"

"Every villain needs a good plan."

"Failure is not an option, it's a guarantee!"

"I've got schemes and dreams!"

"Size doesn't matter when you have intelligence."

"The formula will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine!"

"I'm a criminal mastermind with a heart of... well, mostly evil."

"Karen, you're my greatest invention and my greatest love."

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

"I never give up on my dreams, no matter how impossible."

"My inventions may not always work, but I never stop trying."

"Even the smallest creature can have the biggest ambitions."

"Knowledge is power, and I have plenty of both!"

"I'm not evil, I'm just... misunderstood."

"The world doesn't appreciate genius when it sees it."

"I work hard for everything I don't have."

"Life's too short to play by the rules."

"Why be good when you can be great... and evil?"

"Karen believes in me, even when no one else does."

"I've learned that patience is key to any great plan."

"My brain may be tiny, but my ambitions are enormous."

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."

"I don't need friends, I have plans."

"Technology and cunning beat brute strength every time."

"The Krusty Krab will be mine, mark my words!"