"These pretzels are making me thirsty."Humor
"Master of your domain? That's what it's all about."Success
"Giddy-up!"Motivation
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Serenity now!"Peace
"The marble rye is the most important thing."
"It's not a lie if you believe it."Truth
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it."Adventure
"Giddy-up to all life's opportunities."Courage
"These aren't lies, they're alternative facts."Philosophy
"A bald man with a bad temper is still a bald man."Wisdom
"Get rid of the giddy-up, keep the dignity."
"The key to a successful relationship is honesty... and avoiding the truth."Relationships
"I could talk about nothing for hours."Humor
"Greatness comes from within."Strength
"The marble rye is sacred."
"A real man knows when to hold back."Wisdom
"Life is about the little moments."Life
"You've got to take pride in your work."Work
"A good sneeze is worth its weight in gold."
"Master your impulses, master the world."
"The bald truth hurts."
"A man's got to have standards."
"Fashion is about confidence."Beauty
"Sometimes you've got to take a risk."Courage
"The important thing is how you feel about yourself."
"A real salesman sells himself first."Success
"Time is precious, don't waste it on negativity."Time
"Being comfortable in your own skin is everything."Happiness
"A man who can't control his emotions is not a man."Strength