Ricky Gervais

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proven to work? Medicine."

"I don't believe in God. I believe in science."

"Religion is the easiest target. Religion is the low-hanging fruit."

"The only planet we can currently live on is Earth, so we better look after it."

"Live life to the fullest. You only get one."

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

"Stop watching TV and do something with your life."

"Everyone's got a podcast now. Everyone thinks they're interesting."

"You can't have freedom of speech and then condemn people for using it."

"The afterlife would be a terrible place if it existed."

"Rationalizing evil doesn't make it good."

"I love it when religious people say God gave you free will. If he's omniscient, he knows what you're going to do."

"Be happy. It's one of the few things that matters in life."

"You create your own luck by working hard."

"Don't be mean. We are here on Earth, we're going to die."

"Atheism is not a belief. It's the absence of belief."

"Comedy is a way to deal with uncomfortable truths."

"Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it."

"Time is the one thing you can't buy more of."

"The universe is 4.6 billion years old and you're worried about your status."

"You're not special because of your beliefs; you're special because you exist."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life too seriously."

"Nature doesn't care about your feelings."

"Work hard and be good at what you do."

"Your imagination is more powerful than knowledge."

"Money doesn't make you happy, but it helps."

"Health is wealth."

"Courage is not the absence of fear."

"Change is the only constant."

"Gratitude is underrated."