Rocket Raccoon (Variant)

"I'm not just a raccoon, I'm a gun-toting, trigger-happy expert with a heart of gold buried somewhere deep down."

"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself, or the universe will do it for you."

"We're all broken in different ways. Some of us just hide it better."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"The best part about being a genius? Nobody can tell you you're wrong."

"I've lost more than I can count. But I'm still standing."

"Friends aren't just people you like. They're people worth dying for."

"Fear is just another weapon in your arsenal if you use it right."

"Sometimes you gotta blow stuff up to fix it."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just a guy with bad circumstances."

"Knowledge is power, especially when it's about explosives."

"You can't run from your past forever. Eventually it catches up."

"Being small doesn't mean you're powerless."

"Every scar tells a story. Mine just happen to be really violent."

"Hope is the most dangerous thing in the galaxy."

"I work best alone, but somehow I keep ending up with a family."

"Technology is a beautiful thing when you know how to use it."

"The universe doesn't care about your feelings, so why should you?"

"Money comes and goes, but respect? That's forever."

"I've been through worse. Probably. Can't remember half of it."

"Creativity and violence aren't mutually exclusive."

"Trust is earned in drops and lost in buckets."

"I'm not the hero of this story, but I'll die trying to be."

"Art is subjective. So is how many explosions are too many."

"The secret to success is being smarter than everyone else."

"Love is a liability in this business."

"I've made peace with being a monster, but monsters can love too."

"Adventure finds you when you stop running from it."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."

"Power without control is just destruction."