Tai Frasier

"As if! I would never wear something like that."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"Okay, until puberty strikes them, it's not just legal, it's fashionable."

"She's my friend because we both love shopping and matching luggage."

"I'm not a moron. I watch Oprah."

"Sporadically."

"This is a Alaias dress. It's a very important designer."

"She's my project."

"I'm going to transform her from a little drab into a fierce ladette."

"You know how important it is to have good lighting when you're doing your makeup."

"I'm feeling very not-pretty right now."

"The physical plant is the worst part of this school."

"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is not to gain weight."

"So if a girl doesn't smoke or drink and has a good shot at being a professional, she's good."

"It's not a real smile if teeth aren't showing."

"I would get upset, but I have this weird reason for staying calm."

"That's so classic."

"I don't think my father would let me go out with an older man."

"You want to do something constructive with your life?"

"Rollerblading is not a crime."

"I need a man who can keep up with my vocabulary."

"Love is like a big element in my life."

"Marriage is just a concept."

"My stomach's growling, let's get some food."

"I'm not that kind of girl."

"You know what they say: she who dies with the most clothes, wins."

"I had the most beautiful dream."

"But he looked like he'd never heard of a forkadelic."