Todd Chavez

"I'm Todd Chavez, and I'm awesome!"

"That's the thing about life - it's just one long series of distractions until you die."

"I don't think I'm smart enough to understand what you're saying, but it sounds important."

"You know what the problem with life is? Everything."

"I'm not good at relationships because I don't understand humans."

"Whenever things get complicated, I just try to have fun with it."

"I believe in myself, and that's what matters."

"Sometimes you just gotta do what feels right, you know?"

"I'm really good at starting things but not finishing them."

"Being an adult is just doing laundry and feeling sad."

"I think the key to happiness is just not caring about stuff."

"You can't force people to like you. You just gotta be yourself."

"I've never really understood what people are saying, but I go along with it."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I'm not very good at understanding subtext."

"Life is just a series of choices that lead to disappointment."

"I think friendship is when you like someone and they tolerate you."

"Sometimes you gotta take risks to get what you want."

"I'm gonna do something crazy and nobody can stop me!"

"The secret to life is just rolling with it and seeing what happens."

"I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, but I'm okay with that."

"Success is just about not giving up, probably."

"Everyone's just trying their best and failing."

"I like people who are nice to me, which is a pretty low bar."

"Dreams are just thoughts your brain has while you're sleeping."

"I've learned that money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."

"The worst thing about getting older is realizing you don't know anything."

"I'm gonna change my life and this time I really mean it!"

"Sometimes you just gotta believe in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"Life would be a lot easier if people just said what they meant."