Quote by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"You can't keep a good reverend down"

"I've learned that life is a series of choices"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, usually involving me"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"