Quote by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"You can't keep a good reverend down"

"I've learned that life is a series of choices"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, usually involving me"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."