Quote by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"You can't keep a good reverend down"

"I've learned that life is a series of choices"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, usually involving me"

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."