Quote by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"You can't keep a good reverend down"

"I've learned that life is a series of choices"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, usually involving me"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."