Quote by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne

"I'm not a human, I'm a reverse mermaid"

"You can't keep a good reverend down"

"I've learned that life is a series of choices"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, usually involving me"

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."