The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if... - Oscar Wilde

This quote is attributed to Oscar Wilde.

"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to another woman if she is plain."

Oscar Wilde Humor

Playwright Poet Irish 1854–1900

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"I can resist everything except temptation."

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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

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"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."