"I hate my life."
"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen."
"Um, excuse me, but I think you're being very immature."
"This sucks. This sucks ass."
"You guys are being really mean."
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"Babalú!"
"My greatest joy is making people smile."
"Laughter and love make a home."
"The best things in life are free."
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