"No one will ever like me."
"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen."
"Um, excuse me, but I think you're being very immature."
"This sucks. This sucks ass."
"You guys are being really mean."
All quotes by Stewart
"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."
"Love conquers all obstacles."
"Love is patient, love is kind."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"
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