"I'm a complete failure."
"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen."
"Um, excuse me, but I think you're being very immature."
"This sucks. This sucks ass."
"You guys are being really mean."
All quotes by Stewart
"Success comes to those who never give up."
"Success is measured by happiness, not money."
"You make your own luck in this world."
"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."
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