Who said "Love is messy, but it's the best mess I've ever been in."?

This quote is attributed to Titus Andromedon.

Love is messy, but it's the best mess I've ever been in. - Titus Andromedon

"Love is messy, but it's the best mess I've ever been in."

Titus Andromedon Love

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