Quote by Titus Andromedon

"I'm a sexual dynamo, and I'm coming out of retirement!"

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes or date boring men."

"I've been to Broadway, and I've been to jail. Broadway was scarier."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you a third act, make art."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."