Sarcasm is my first language. Everything else is a dialect. - Jane Lane

"Sarcasm is my first language. Everything else is a dialect."

Jane Lane Humor

More from Jane Lane

"I don't have time for this. I have to go home and practice my scales."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I just think of you and I feel worse."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not pro-social."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."