Who said "I'm not trying to be cool, I'm trying to be real."?

This quote is attributed to Stewart.

I'm not trying to be cool, I'm trying to be real. - Stewart

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm trying to be real."

Stewart Truth

"I have a feeling something bad is going to happen."

"Um, excuse me, but I think you're being very immature."

"This sucks. This sucks ass."

"You guys are being really mean."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."