"This is like, so historic"
"Heh heh, like, this sucks"
"Heh heh, that was cool"
"Like, we're like, the coolest guys ever"
"Heh heh, fire, fire!"
All quotes by Beavis
"I've seen a lot of things in my time."
"That's how we archaeologists tell time."
"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."
"Every artifact tells a story."
All History quotes