Who said "Work is necessary, but so is a good manicure."?

This quote is attributed to Quinn Morgendorffer.

Work is necessary, but so is a good manicure. - Quinn Morgendorffer

"Work is necessary, but so is a good manicure."

Quinn Morgendorffer Work

"I don't care. I'm not *trying* to be popular. It just happens."

"As if."

"Whatever."

"I have a way of making people like me, whether they want to or not."

"Hard work never killed anybody."

"Work with purpose and integrity."

"Hard work pays off in the end."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."