Who said "Nature is beautiful, but nature doesn't do facials."?

This quote is attributed to Quinn Morgendorffer.

Nature is beautiful, but nature doesn't do facials. - Quinn Morgendorffer

"Nature is beautiful, but nature doesn't do facials."

Quinn Morgendorffer Nature

"I don't care. I'm not *trying* to be popular. It just happens."

"As if."

"Whatever."

"I have a way of making people like me, whether they want to or not."

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."