Who said "Change is inevitable, but so is my need for nachos."?

This quote is attributed to Randy Marsh.

Change is inevitable, but so is my need for nachos. - Randy Marsh

"Change is inevitable, but so is my need for nachos."

Randy Marsh Change

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Dude, I think I just realized something profound about life."

"You know, I've learned that sometimes you just have to take risks."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."