Quote by Randy Marsh

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Dude, I think I just realized something profound about life."

"You know, I've learned that sometimes you just have to take risks."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."