Quote by Eustace Bagge

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."