Who said "War at least makes sense - it's simple and direct."?

This quote is attributed to Eustace Bagge.

War at least makes sense - it's simple and direct. - Eustace Bagge

"War at least makes sense - it's simple and direct."

Eustace Bagge War

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."