Who said "Love is just another word for dependency and weakness."?

This quote is attributed to Eustace Bagge.

Love is just another word for dependency and weakness. - Eustace Bagge

"Love is just another word for dependency and weakness."

Eustace Bagge Love

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"