Quote by Yossarian

"Yossarian's realization that the rules of war make no logical sense and exist only to benefit those in power"

"The absurdity of being forced to fly more missions due to one's competence"

"He was God, then."

"I'd like to see the catch written out."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."