Quote by Tralfamadorian
"Every day, once a day, we tell the Earthlings that they can improve their lives by following the guidelines set down by Jesus Christ."
More from Tralfamadorian
"The Universe doesn't care"
"It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string"
"Congratulations. I am a Tralfamadorian, seeing all time as you might see a stretch of the Rocky Mountains"
"All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist"